could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
|11 pm:||i think i might go to bed early tonight
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him."
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
Black was the most popular color of the evening, but Rooney was able to completely embrace the punk theme without choosing a stereotypical color. The soft details of the gown were reminiscent of a gothic era, while the gold and zipper detailing added a hard edge. Her slicked back hair, bare eyes, and near black lip color topped the look off with a picture perfect representation of what the night was about.
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
(Source: meladoodle, via unclefather)
"I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are."