clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

(via raviravioli)

— 1 day ago with 33386 notes

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

(via cardboardghoul)

— 1 day ago with 44915 notes

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

(via allkillernofiller)

— 1 day ago with 55931 notes
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via allkillernofiller)

— 1 day ago with 745600 notes

thegoldenqurls:

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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(via allkillernofiller)

— 1 day ago with 44331 notes
internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

(via literallyrad)

— 1 day ago with 115493 notes
gay kid:hey i like your shoes
straight boy:haha thanks but im straight
— 1 day ago with 139703 notes

lindsaylohansmugshot:

once McDonald’s french fries get cold there’s no going back sorry theyre practically inedible

(via raviravioli)

— 2 days ago with 34520 notes

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via borinq)

— 2 days ago with 643950 notes

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge

just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge

took a few sips

still drinking it.  about halfway done

maybe a couple sips left

finished the dr pepper

(via actuallycrying)

— 2 days ago with 64062 notes
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 2 days ago with 272133 notes