one hand on the steering wheel, the other on her inner thigh

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— 5 days ago with 35569 notes


Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing me for the 29986th time.

I live for these moments.

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— 5 days ago with 10695 notes


dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

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— 5 days ago with 286352 notes


no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 5 days ago with 264954 notes


Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via egberts)

— 5 days ago with 489120 notes


you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

(via egberts)

— 5 days ago with 225870 notes


my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

(via egberts)

— 5 days ago with 102192 notes

'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’


this scared me and made me cry and i am almost embarrassed to post this but quite honestly i would rather fight for this rather than anything else.

men and womens value, and the indescribable importance of intimacy

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— 5 days ago with 53884 notes


Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably



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— 5 days ago with 251870 notes


the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

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— 5 days ago with 26794 notes