I like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are
"I have been bent and broken, but — I hope — into a better shape."
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
(Source: katyapryde, via snorlaxatives)
"Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it."
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago