asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

(Source: joydick, via borinq)

— 1 day ago with 91194 notes


if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

(via shingeki-no-justno)

— 1 day ago with 22850 notes


How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 703055 notes


a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

(Source: dogsenthusiast, via hi)

— 1 day ago with 76136 notes


Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via hi)

— 1 day ago with 226791 notes




The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

im laughing so hard at the last one jfc

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life

(via bagmilk)

— 1 day ago with 20831 notes


reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via sokkaflockaflameo)

— 2 days ago with 88721 notes

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

(Source: ouijasquiji, via averagefairy)

— 2 days ago with 380573 notes


why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via deucebasket)

— 2 days ago with 218097 notes
"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
Richard Pryor  (via fill-the-gap)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via jamesfrancoe)

— 2 days ago with 520569 notes


when i was in the third grade i didn’t have a clear grasp of the differences between gay and straight also i was a shitty artist

(via deucebasket)

— 2 days ago with 359 notes